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When you see someone you hate is having a bad day
(Source: monochromewasteland)
Stepping into a puddle with a sock.
what if instead of spiders people were scared of doritos like entire horror movies would be based off of giant bags of doritos appearing in your house
i wish there was a non-assholeish way to say “our friendship has run it’s course, you make me uncomfortable with your feelings and a lot of shit you do pisses me off bye”
(Source: joan-watson)
when your witty text posts go unnoticed because you’re not tumblr famous
that fox is fucking terrifying like holy shit ok go ahead and be tumblr famous fox
A moment of silence for all the times we drew people with arms behind their back to avoid having to draw the hands.
I really tried to scroll past this, the denial was eating me alive though.
This post is my life.
if you should be studying and you know it clap your hands
[agressively claps]
Anyone who thinks Shakespeare is boring apparently missed the greatest stage direction ever written:
I want that to be the final line of my biography.
let’s not forget about this gem from macbeth
